I love mutated words.

I was watching a news reader tonight and she made a mistake. She used the word AROUNDING, a combination of the words surrounding and around. “There’s been a lot of controversy arounding this incident…” It worked for me. My favorite mutated word is SHART, which is that moment when you fart but follow through a little bit. (Never trust a fart). Has anyone else got a mutated word they use?